The heart(less) of the matter

B-0-r-e-d. Tied down in this little town by a stay-in-the-background secret identity, I'm getting bored. Ah, the fun old times when Pink and I would run around causing all the havoc our little hearts could imagine - no jobs, no worries (that mom or dad couldn't fix with a simple tiny nuclear explosion), no laundry or dishes or dusting... *sigh*

Ok, so we've got to kick it into high gear this fall. All this drab, cold, sorry excuse for a summer. I know we're evil and supposed to like dark and dreary and drab, but seriously - all the time? Nothing gets do-gooders off their guard as much as a bright and cheerful sunny day. Oh, the joy I get out of raining on their happy parade... now, I don't even get that - the dumb sky just opens up and pours whenever it wants - no one here expects a "real" summer this year...

Sisterly Rivalry

So Pink.... You no longer are the only Evil Puff Twin with a blog space... now the world will know which of us really is the evil twin! mwahahahah!

Well in any event, as long as one of us is the most dastardly evil this world as ever known and the other one of us comes in as second most evil ever, I suppose I could live with being runner up... (this time...)

~the Purple Puff




PS: This is a work of fiction. Any events written here are purely fictional and are meant in fun and should not be taken seriously. Any people, places, events, or things written, if coincidentally real, are for fun or satire. Enjoy.